one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via tyleroakley)


And they don’t have no award for that

Drake

I love this line… So many people out there doing all the work and they just live life.


carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(via harrywifipizza)



Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.

(via dundermifflinscranton)



california-luxe:

panhter:

jewist:

picasso learning ballet

this is my fav photo omg

love it

california-luxe:

panhter:

jewist:

picasso learning ballet

this is my fav photo omg

love it

(via caramelfrappuccinos)





breakinq:

following back heaps♡

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

(via caramelfrappuccinos)


studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via legol-ass)



im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk

(via all-these-broken-hearts)


(via legol-ass)